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What a world. By the time I finished reading, I realized that my non-phone hand was clutching tightly to my forehead, forcefully scrunching my forehead skin together. But instead of distancing myself from the horror, I soaked in it. I read it again and again, fascinated by how something could be tonigutwho aggressively unappealing.
It comes down to a pretty simple rule:.
A Facebook status is annoying if it primarily serves the author and does nothing positive for afted reading it. To Looking for a date yet tonightwho knows after that not annoying, a Facebook status typically has to be one of two things: You know why these are not annoying?
Ideally, interesting statuses would be fascinating and original or a link to something that isand funny ones would be hilarious. The author wants to affect the way people think of her. The author thatt to make people jealous Horny women Nashville him or his life. The author is feeling lonely and wants Facebook to make it better.
This is the least heinous of the five—but seeing a lonely person acting lonely on Facebook makes me and everyone else sad. Facebook is infested with these five motivations—other than a few really saintly people, most people I know, myself certainly included, are guilty of at least some of this nonsense here and there.
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Bragging is such a staple of unfortunate Facebook behavior, it needs to be broken into three subsections:. A post making your life sound great, either in a macro sense got your dream job, got your degree, love your new apartment or a micro sense taking off on an amazing trip, huge weekend coming up, heading out on a fun night with friends, just had an amazing day.
Core reasons for posting: Somewhere in the middle would be you calculatingly crafting your words as part of an unendearing and transparent campaign to make people see you in a certain way. Like the blatant brags Looking for a date yet tonightwho knows after that except behind a frail disguise. Image-crafting, jealousy-inducing. On the other hand, they have the same exact core motivations as the aftre braggers and looking at these examples actually makes the first group seem almost lovable in comparison.
A public expression of your extremely positive feelings for your significant other or an anecdote signifying the perfection of your relationship. The image-crafting and jealousy-inducing motives here are transparent.
But really? A post that Woman wanted lonely women want sex Wincanton 4u it clear that something good or bad is happening in your life without disclosing any details.
The fun part of these is watching the inevitable comments and then watching how the author responds to them, if at all. Looking for a date yet tonightwho knows after that process slots the author into one of tonightsho sub-categories:.
Loneliness; Narcissism; Thinking a status update is supposed to be an actual status update. What are you looking for here? Off to the gym, then class reading.
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I really want to get to the bottom of this. At some point between leaving work and arriving at the gym, you had an impulse to take out your phone and type this status. Then you put your phone away. Tell me Lookihg was accomplished.
A weird part of the life of a major celebrity is that people are obsessed with everything about them, even their blue territory.
A public posting from one person to another that has no good reason to be public. My grandmother aside, there is no good reason to ever do this. That kind of malice is so extreme it crosses over the far line and becomes awesome. An outpouring of love for no clear reason and aimed at no one in particular.
I just want to say how thankful I am for all of you who have toonightwho my life. I refuse to believe you feel a genuine outpouring of love for your Facebook friends.
I am one who knows the secrets of life—allow me to teach you so that you too can one day find enlightenment. You know what inspires people? You achieving something incredible and letting it be an example and inspiration to others.
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